Not a Red Sky
When Bob went to the window he wondered if that was a spectacular sunset, trouble at one of the refineries, or greetings from KIm Jong Un . . .
Border Security
In closed door discussions, Kim Jong Un told President Trump he could borrow North Korea’s border protection system–it worked perfectly. In 60 years not one foreigner had gotten into North Korea . . .
Tremor
When experts saw a 5.7 Richter scale reading from North Korea, they suspected another underground nuclear test; turns out that fat Kim Jong Un just fell in the shower . . .
Goat Party
Though slow, Hubert was glad to see the Goat Party was growing; it was now up to three. They weren’t sure who to back yet, but they were pretty sure it wouldn’t be Kim Jong Un . . .
Cosmic Powers
Kim Jong-Un, the supreme leader of North Korea, claimed that, at his father’s death, he had been granted new Celestial Powers; he could shrink or enlarge the moon and did so every night, so that the Western Running Dog Capitalist Lackies and the world would understand his power. Jim Howie, from Amarillo, was pretty sure that he couldn’t really do that, but the moon did seem to get smaller as the night wore on. . . . . David, Sf.G.