When The Princess Buttercup (AKA Polly Wolly Poodle All The Day) had agreed to let the stylist make her look “just like one of the Kardashians,” her hopes had been high. After “do” reflections, her hope gave way to doubt about the stylists claims . . .while lovely, it just wasn’t “Kardashian.”
Consuelo had to smile when she thought about her new job on a cable tv reality show, “Jersey Shores Roller Derby”. The pilot show was going to have Snookie, Paris Hilton, and the Jersey Shores Girls pitted against the Kardashians and their Hollywood Crowd. Little did the Kardashians know: Consuelo was the Jersey Shores’ secret weapon to be brought in as a replacement when needed. Consuelo was pretty sure she would be the only one with Alligator skin skates. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Jeannie’s agent had finally called; she was to read for a part in an animal sitcom based on real people that were famous. When she found out the part she was trying out for was Khloe Kardashian, she didn’t have high expectations, but when they told her she was a little too monochromatic, she just couldn’t imagine putting on enough lipstick and eye shadow to brighten things up. She would just rise above it and try to get a job as an investment banker or an ad copy writer. . . . . David, Sf.G.
It had already been a bad news day as Charlie drove to the store; an unbalanced budget, political uncertainty, the Eurozone crisis, North Korea with a new leader, and the Iranians trying to go nuclear. But all of that paled into insignificance as he went through the checkout line and saw in the tabloids, “Pippa Dumped Three Times In Six Months And Doesn’t Know Why,” ” Kim Addicted To Plastic Surgery,” and “Michelle Obama Secretly Dating Ryan Seacrest!” Now there was some bad news . . . . . David, Sf.G.
