Border Security
Maintaining border security was a tough job, but necessary; the men in blue seemed to be doing a good job for this sector . . .
Sacred Cow
When filing her application for a U S residence visa, Neepa put “sacred cow” in the occupation box. She quickly got a rejection notice with a note that said between politicians on both sides of the aisle, special interest groups, lobbyists and mainstream religious groups, they had plenty of sacred cows, thank you . . .
Change of Plans
Billie, Tom and Manfred had practiced long and hard for the Olympic bobsled team, but just couldn’t find a fourth player. Since emigrating from Africa years before, they had come to love their new home and wanted to participate in the bobsled or Luge events to represent their new home. The feeling was that based on Newtonian physics, their mass, once in motion, could only help. Without a team of four though, their application was rejected. Maybe one of the swimming events? Manfred promised to get on eBay right away and buy their Speedos.