Border Security
In closed door discussions, Kim Jong Un told President Trump he could borrow North Korea’s border protection system–it worked perfectly. In 60 years not one foreigner had gotten into North Korea . . .
All You Can Eat
The new job with Homeland Security patrolling the Rio Grande to stop smugglers and illegals didn’t pay much but had a great “all you can eat” provision . . .
No Laughing Matter
The guys knew they were called Laughing Gulls, and they usually had a good time in the morning, a Starbucks, an Egg-a-muffin, but today, after hearing the morning news–the Tex-Mex border problems (just down the road), Ebola in West Africa, hurricanes in Hawaii, fighting in the Ukraine, and of course the ongoing Middle East drama– they realized the news today was no laughing matter . . .
No Illegals
Hearing about the influx of unaccompanied children coming across the Rio Grande River into Texas gave Ike, who lives in Northern Idaho next to the Canadian border, reason for concern. He was pretty sure the thought of swimming across the glacier-fed lake would act as a deterrent for the pesky Canadian kids, but nonetheless, he spent most of his daylight hours in his pickup, watching. Just in case . . .