Oh Really . . . ?
Polly couldn’t believe what Blake was telling her–Blake had just heard on MSNBC–Michelle Obama was leaving Barack and the White House to marry George Clooney and start a new Hip Hop record label featuring former politicians like Newt, Romney, and Janet Reno . . .
Julian’s New Music Genre
Close to finishing his doctorate in musicology, Julian decided something new was needed for his thesis. He decided to create a whole new genre of music; R&B, Jazz, Rock, Pop, Punk, Grunge, Hip Hop, Narcocorrido, Disco, whiny Emo, and other styles being old stuff. He was going to launch “Stink” and create a black and white fashion industry to go along with it. The new color was colorless (white) or all colors at the same time (black) . . .
Rock Concert
It had been billed as a Montana Rock Concert, and true enough, the rocks were there, but it was hard to imagine where the music came in. Little rocks falling from or on big rocks may have passed for percussion, but this was to have been rock, not hip-hop/rap, both genres where not only is music not heard, it isn’t even desired . . .