Not Green Enough
McKenzie was troubled and disappointed; Green Peace wouldn’t hire her, nor would PETA. They said she wasn’t green enough. Her manager was trying to get her involved in a comeback gig for Miley Cyrus and Al Gore with his band the AlGoreRhythms, perhaps involving some wardrobe malfunction. It was undecided whether the malfunction should be Al’s or Miley’s . . . . . David, Sf.G.