EPA Blues
The EPA nearly shut him down: a penalty and tax on cow flatulence, a fine for no manure disposal permit, and more. Hopefully the new Trump EPA guy would lighten up . . .
Evolution
When Gabby asked the paint and body shop guy why her paint job looked so funny, he claimed Al Gore said it was fish trying to evolve and take over the world to stop global warming . . .
Troubling Prospects
As election day drew near, the girls were in a quandary: They wanted to vote Green:, but the “Green” folks said cow flatulence was causing global warming, and they should turn themselves in to McDonald’s for the good of the planet . . .
Crowd Funding Problems
The crowd funding for an Arizona ski resort seemed promising until the photos showing the global warming problems were posted . . .
Global Warming
While burning copies of “non classified” emails “that didn’t exist,” Hillary was surprised by Bernie, who now accused her of contributing to global warming . . .
Cold Spell
Here in Alaska where Homer lives, there was winter and July; in spite of Al Gore’s promises, it wasn’t exactly a salubrious climate just yet . . . .