Busy
Kenny didn’t mind being vegan, for folks his size the only alternative was bugs and worms. Eating enough grass/seeds for 7 month hibernation took all summer . . .
Fake News
When CNN reported that Donald Trump was opening a Glacier Park resort with yodeling bellboys and waitstaff, he tweeted “#fakenews, only the waitstaff would yodel . . .”
Free Range Water
Damian’s hope was that when the PETA/Vegan crowd heard about his “free range water,” they would embrace the concept and his fortune would be made . . .
Former Snowflake
Herbert, until recently a snowflake, found melting a little was quite liberating; he was giving up political protest and going to the ocean and beach . . .
Call Halliburton
In an effort to create jobs and improve infrastructure, the U. S. Corps of Engineers had been tasked with building an airport here in Glacier Park to increase accessibility for tourists. The initial studies revealed several intriguing but difficult problems that would have to be overcome; perhaps they should get the Halliburton guys involved.