Florida

Cold

When the New York bond traders heard it was cold in Florida, they thought the Floridians were just whining and sniveling; then they stepped out of the terminal . . .

By |January 2nd, 2018|Categories: Alaska|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Cold

Twitter Feed

Zoe and Zelda, who had recently moved from Florida to Montana, hadn’t exactly felt a warm welcome at school.  While the other students smiled (sort of) when they met, the twitter feed was brutal; the locals called them “plastic,” “fake,” and “artificial” just because their sense of style was Florida, not Montana.

By |April 6th, 2016|Categories: Birds, Bizarre, Montana, Pop culture|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Twitter Feed

Snow Tires

Trudy (not pictured) had driven all the way from Florida to see Mt. Rainier and somehow imagined she could simply drive to the top and enjoy the view; after all, she had a Subaru with “symmetrical all wheel drive.” As she got closer, she began to think that she might also need snow tires.

By |September 24th, 2015|Categories: Landscapes, Pacific Northwest, World Travel Sites|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Snow Tires

Surrounded!

When the new girls hit the beach for the first time in Florida for spring break, they felt like they had been surrounded by a bunch of hyenas or a pack of wolves. The concept of just relaxing or getting a tan appeared to be somewhat problematic . . .

By |March 29th, 2015|Categories: Beach Scenes, Dating Scene, Flowers, Pop culture|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Surrounded!

Facing Her Fears

Kinsey, trying to take to heart her therapist’s guidance about facing her fears, especially the irrational ones, finally let hunger overcome the fear.   She knew there shouldn’t be Venus Fly Traps in Northern Idaho, but then again, there shouldn’t be pythons in the Florida Everglades or alligators in the New York Sewers . . .

By |June 5th, 2014|Categories: Bugs, Flowers|Tags: , , , , , , , |Comments Off on Facing Her Fears

Florida Calling

Tina had waited a little longer than her friends to go south for the winter, thinking there might be a late bug hatch that would make it worthwhile.The hatch never happened, the wind, sleet, and snow did, and all she could think of was “Florida’s calling” . . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |January 4th, 2013|Categories: Birds|Tags: , |Comments Off on Florida Calling