Cash Flow
Eugene, while walking along the river to fish, couldn’t but help think that the river was much like his cash flow situation after 3 divorces and child support: highly liquid, but flowing entirely the wrong direction . . .
Fish Scent
Jerome, always the butt of the joke, had been told by his buddies at the local bar that if he just put his nose under water at the river, he could smell fish, and as the scent got stronger, the fish would be approaching, and he could catch them. It didn’t seem to be working all that well . . .
Bad Day Fishing
The boys were in agreement–even a bad day fishing was better than a good day working. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Gone Fishing
Believing in the old adage “Give a man (bird?) a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to fish and feed him for life,” Glenford’s father taught all of his children to fish. Glenford wished his dad had taken a little of that instruction time to teach him to cook fish or at least make decent sushi or sashimi . . . . David, Sf.G.
I’m Sure Gonna Miss Her!
While fishing one day, Bubba got a text from his wife that said, “You have to make a choice; give up your fishing and beer, or I’m leaving.” He texted back, “I’m sure gonna miss you! Who’s gonna clean the fish and wash down the boat if you go?” . . . . David, Sf.G.
A River Runs Through It
Tommy had seen the Brad Pitt movie, “A River Runs Through It,” 20 times and had watched more fishing shows that anyone he knew. He had been longing to fish the Montana rivers for trout for years. When he finally got to Montana and had a look at the Kootenai River in the spring, he decided wade fishing may not be an option . . . . . David, Sf.G.