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Nursing in Public

Mandy’s boss categorically stated that she couldn’t nurse on the job in places open to the public.  He claimed the new health care law offered free formula for just such cases.  Then, driving home and listening to some of the conservative talk show guys, she was told to be really careful– that formula was laced with secret “liberal enzymes” creating an incurable addiction to big government.  They further stated that it was made by a start-up rebirth of Solyndra, the failed Solar Panel start-up . . . . . David, Sf.G.

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Atypical

Charlie had always had three points on one side of his antlers and four on the other; the does were intrigued and called it cute–maybe the cutest in Glacier Park.  Then one day, two hunter types drove in with a gun rack in their truck, saw Charlie, and one said to the other, “Nice atypical,” while pointing at him.  He didn’t know what that meant, but he hoped the girls didn’t hear; it couldn’t be good could it?. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

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Double Trouble

Everyone told JoAnn that twins were a double blessing.  After both had Whooping Cough at the same time, then both getting into poison ivy, then getting expelled from kindergarten fot trying to do Old MacDonald had a farm by passing gas (in two part harmony) for show and tell, she thought  twins were not the blessing she had hoped for. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

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