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Personal Groomer

Lily Beth (White, standing on one leg) was billing herself as a “personal groomer” and promised a bug free environment.  Herman, lying down, promised “All you can eat.”

By |July 16th, 2017|Categories: Birds, domestic animals, Food, Health, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Personal Groomer

Nit Picker

Clementine’s friends all said her new friend, Gilda (top, white) was not only a nit picker, but a freeloader.   “And the down side is what?” asked Clemmy . . .

By |May 16th, 2017|Categories: Birds, Bugs, domestic animals, Texas|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Nit Picker

Cattle Drive

The cowboys in movies made cattle drives look easy, but this thing didn’t even have a steering wheel or a cup holder . . .

By |April 26th, 2017|Categories: Birds, domestic animals, Old Movies, Vehicles|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Cattle Drive

Uber Problems

Lucy (top, white) was convinced this ride sharing program was not going to work. The ride was slow and jerky, and the driver (red, slow) didn’t seem to care what Lucy’s destination was or when she got there . . .

By |December 16th, 2016|Categories: Birds, domestic animals, Pop culture, Travel|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Uber Problems

No Tai Chi

No matter his doctor’s concern for his health, Buford J Buford, Jr. was not going to join the Tai Chi class, period . . .

By |December 6th, 2016|Categories: domestic animals, Health|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on No Tai Chi

No Help

After hearing all three acrimonious debates, Lester still couldn’t figure out which candidate was going to do anything for cows except milk them or eat them . . .

By |October 21st, 2016|Categories: domestic animals, Politics|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on No Help