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Roger (pictured; his friends called him Ramjet) was trying to get a lawyer to take his proposed class action suit against Dodge for using the ram name for their trucks for years with no written permission, or, more importantly, royalties. He suggested that the lawyer hire a film crew to watch him race one of those pick-ups up the mountain--even a four wheel drive. He'd show them a real ram going up the mountain . . .
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Twyla Sue, a bighorn sheep, rued the day she had taught her friend's child, "Baa-baa black sheep, have you any wool." First, the little one sang it from dawn til dark, & second--always a detail fanatic--bighorn sheep don't have that kind of wool and none of them are black . . .
Just Over the Hill
When the Jones family (from Iowa) asked the Ranger where they might see bighorn sheep or mountain goats, he replied “Just over the hill.” They figured “hill” must be a matter of context . . .
Presidential Visit
As it turned out, not everyone was happy with the Presidential Visit to Glacier Park
Curly
LaVerne really liked the old Three Stooges films, but he did wish his friends didn’t feel they had to call him “Curly” . . .
The High Road
When everyone started singing the old Scottish folk song “I’ll take the High Road, and you take the low road,” Lorna was determined to take the low road just to see why it wasn’t that popular. In just minutes, gravel, small and sometimes large rocks rained down from the high road as they were accidentally kicked loose, creating quite a nuisance, and Lorna thought she might have a glimmer of what it was all about. . . . . David, Sf.G.