Bad Jokes
Out of kindness, Jimmie, the host of the summer’s end party, invited Vinnie, notorious for his bad jokes, with the promise Vinnie would keep quiet and tell no jokes. After a few beers and a couple of shots of Grey Goose and being rebuffed by several chicks he hit on, Vinnie was not to be denied. Clad only in his Speedo, Vinnie began his repertoire; as expected, the other guests couldn’t take flight fast enough, leaving Vinnie in his Speedo telling jokes to a tallow-wood tree. . . . . David, Sf.G.