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Pokémon Reject

Boudreaux was wild about Pokemon Go; he applied to be the newest Pokémon character, but was told Pokémon was short for Pocket Monster, and not even Texas had pockets that big . . .

By |August 21st, 2016|Categories: Pop culture, Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Pokémon Reject

Pending Civil Rights Lawsuit

Quincy’s offer to guard the ponds at Disney World was rejected–they said he might scare the children–His lawyer said they would file a discrimination lawsuit . . .

By |August 18th, 2016|Categories: Lawyers, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Pending Civil Rights Lawsuit

MythBusters

Westley, trying to launch an online version of MythBusters, chose to check the urban myth that alligators had no tonsils . . .

By |July 27th, 2016|Categories: Bizarre, Pop culture, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on MythBusters

Exfoliating

As part of the weekend spa package Jill had given herself after dumping her useless football-watching, beer-drinking boyfriend, she’d been told that the mud bath was good for exfoliating the dead skin and rejuvenating her dry, cracked, scaly skin, but she didn’t think it was working . . .

By |July 1st, 2016|Categories: Dating Scene, Glamor, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Exfoliating

They All Taste About the Same to Me

When the pollster asked Cletus whether he preferred the Democrats or the Republicans, he said, “Near as I recall, they all taste about the same . . .”

By |June 21st, 2016|Categories: Politics, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on They All Taste About the Same to Me

Plenty of Hot Sauce

When asked which of the Democratic clients he would prefer, Bubba said either,  just include lots of hot sauce and pickles . . .

By |May 2nd, 2016|Categories: Food, Politics, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Plenty of Hot Sauce