New Administration
Gwendolyn didn’t mind losing her Obama phone with the new administration; it never worked very well underwater anyway, but she missed the chicken hindquarters the food stamps bought . . .
Blurry
Charlie couldn’t decide if the blurry reflection was a breeze on the water or if he’d lost count of his beers at the poker game . . .
Voter Fraud
The voting line was long, so Jeremiah, very hungry, ate one of the other voters, but first asked who he was voting for. The polling place monitors said that did not let him vote twice . . .
All You Can Eat
The new job with Homeland Security patrolling the Rio Grande to stop smugglers and illegals didn’t pay much but had a great “all you can eat” provision . . .
Not Sign Language
Thibodeaux’s mother quickly explained that, no matter what his friend from school said, that wasn’t American Sign Language for “friend . . .”
Pundit Wannabe
Gwen (top) had read on the Fox News site that some guy had gone from being a food critic to a pundit. Why criticize food (she ate anything)? And how do you become a pundit?