Water Quality
The water just didn’t taste right–must be those hooligan kids of the tattooed biker guy peeing in the pool again . . .
No Soap
When the county water quality board caught Geneva using bubble bath, not only did they ticket her, but they also reported her to the State people and the US FDA. They suggested she just go through the car wash . . .
Lose the Goth Look
Boudreaux (pictured) just couldn’t find that soul mate he had been looking for all these years; maybe everyone was right, and he had to lose the black, Goth look. That’s what both his psychiatrist and his mother told him. He liked to think of himself as an individualist, but he felt like he was swimming upstream–maybe something in green and a Mohawk.
Identity Crisis
When asked how he could tell an alligator from a crocodile, Charlie said it was simple–it depended on whether you saw them later, or after a while . . .
Mixed Breed
When Larry picked up his new dog, the animal shelter told him it was probably a Chihuahua/Schnauzer/Doberman mix. Maybe some Cockapoo. Larry was dubious . . .
