Anton (pictured) was tired of working long hours at Popeye’s Chicken for chump change. His girl friend told him he had beautiful eyes and should try out for “Dancing With The Stars;” maybe the close up shots would capture his dreamy eyes and make him a star!
Eugene hadn’t planned on swimming nude, but repeated trips to the mall didn’t yield one Speedo his size . . .
Oscar, just confirmed as secretary of Reptile Affairs, was under attack, accused of sharing long-term hibernation technology and revealing cold-blooded warfare strategies . . .
When Jim told his cousin Kathy he came to “Take the waters,” she couldn’t help but wonder, “Take them where . . .?”
Donna saw the little red light on the “Self Flushing Toilet” that said “Not A Camera,” but with Snapchat and the rest, she had her doubts . . .
Jesse was hoping for a quick appointment as Assistant Secretary for Reptile Fitness. She was backed by PETA–good–but worried about her Louis Farrakhan and Al Sharpton backing . . .
