Al Gore

Goodbye to the AlGoreRhythms

Al Gore, in addition to inventing the internet and saving the planet, was also a musician; in fact, he had his own band–the AlGoreRhythms. While Al wrote the lyrics for all the songs, all of the music was computer generated (a special algorithm) and was a fusion of techno-retro-soul.. Gloria (pictured) was a huge fan; she had been to AlGoreRhythm concerts & had all their DVD’s, so she was extremely distressed to hear that the group was breaking up. “Oh well,” she thought, “there is always YouTube.”

By |May 10th, 2018|Categories: Bugs, Flowers, Musicians, Politics|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Goodbye to the AlGoreRhythms

Unexpected Discovery

While examining subpoenaed material on Russian interference during the election, a photo of Al Gore inventing the world wide web/Internet surfaced . . .

By |November 17th, 2017|Categories: Bugs, Politics, Pop culture, Spiders|Tags: , , , , , |Comments Off on Unexpected Discovery

Evolution

When Gabby asked the paint and body shop guy why her paint job looked so funny, he claimed Al Gore said it was fish trying to evolve and take over the world to stop global warming . . .

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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

In spite of global warming, a cold snap in New York had frozen Niagara Falls solid.  To investigate the problem,  Al Gore decided to look into the problem personally; what could possibly go wrong? 

By |April 7th, 2016|Categories: Alaska, Energy, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Early AlGoreRhythms

Even at a very young age, Al Gore (pictured (left) with Violin) was very ambitious;  In addition to planning to be a ruler of the free world,  invent the Internet, and save the planet, young Al had a strong musical talent.  Above is a recently discovered photo of him showing his typical strong leadership by organizing an early version of his band, the AlGoreRhythms.

By |April 6th, 2016|Categories: Musicians, Politics, Pop culture, Travel, Urban scenes, World Travel Sites|Tags: , , , , , |Comments Off on Early AlGoreRhythms

Quit Whining

Alonzo knew his world view might be somewhat limited, but he wished the Al Gore/Michael Moore and Hollywood/entertainment expert crowd crew would quit whining about global warming; two or three degrees warmer would feel pretty good right now. And hey, how about that massage to loosen up those cold-tightened muscles . . .

By |April 19th, 2015|Categories: Alaska, Exotic Animals|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Quit Whining