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Billie and Twyla Sue were convinced they had invented a new sport--Neck Wrestling--and hoped to get ESPN interested. The only drawback was it didn't work very well for cardinals or sparrows . . .
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Candace was worried, the red where her beak met the head should be orange. She made an appointment with the dermatologist and hoped it was just a rash; she worried about how this would affect her chances for a mate this season . . .
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When Gwen caught her significant other flirting with that cute little snowy egret over in the next tree, she took her nest building material and said, "I'm taking off . . ."
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Elizabeth hated the brushy landings at the rookery and now she had snagged something and pulled a muscle or popped some joint; would Tylenol do it? Or did she need a chiropractor . . .?
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While wearing her tiny "Mexican" party hat, Her Royal Fuzziness, The Princess Buttercup, saw on TV that one of the freshman senators claimed the world was ending in 12 years. She wondered if that was human years or dog years . . .
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After Bennie's speech announcing that he was running for president, the local paper ran an editorial saying that "his appeal to voters was not only corny but definitely twisted . . . "
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