Area 51
When the bad boys from high school had had a few beers, they sneaked into area 51; when they saw what the military had not used that had come from outer space, they had to wonder . . .
The Arc
When Tommy, a Texas cowboy, won a trip to Paris from the Louisiana casino, he was a little overwhelmed. When the taxi driver tried to sell him the Arc, he declined–no place to put the horses . . .
Appropriate Dress
It had been called a casual outdoor event, but Hector told Billy that they should have taken London’s winter weather into account . . .
That Dog Won’t Hunt
When Gordy took his newly adopted rescue dog to PetSmart for a trim before rabbit season, the groomer was quick to offer an opinion: “That dog won’t hunt . . .”
Leaning Right
Many in the president’s audience looked to be neutral, but some were clearly leaning to the right . . .
Not the Alamo
Bobby Jim, a Texas country boy suddenly rich from oil on his ranch, had investment advisers showing him everything–including the Taj–but he had his heart set on the Alamo . . .