No High Speed Rail
Seeing the track after the snow, Lindsey was glad Wisconsin hadn’t approved high speed rail for that line . . .
Out on a Limb–Again!
Gary hated to admit it, but buying the custom wheels, tires, and the 12,000 LB winch for his Jeep with what should have been covered with his tax refund check had put them out on a financial limb again. They got a notice of audit instead of a check . . .
“I Fought the Law . . .”
As Dan cheated the law of gravity (and death) he couldn’t help but hum a few bars of his favorite song, “I fought the law and I won . . .”
Maintaining The Right Image
In his weekly speech to the public, the president talked about hard choices for the good of the country. For instance, with rising costs and political tension, it was necessary for the office of the president to maintain a a strong, prosperous image by flying everywhere in Air Force One. To make that happen, he suggested that everyone junk their high performance gas guzzlers and buy the Dutch “Little Red Wagons” shown above. Ted Cruz and the Texans didn’t seem to see it quite the same way . . .
Questionable Fuel Mileage
Clearance and traction would be no problem for Bob’s new rig for his upcoming move to western New York state, and there were always the lifting eyes on the roof so the highway department rescue helicopter could just lift him and his rig out if he got stuck in a snow bank. As gas prices leveled off and started to rise he was somewhat concerned about fuel mileage . . .
Black Thursday
Upon reflection, Linda Lou (in the brown car) decided she may have been a little overaggressive trying to be first in line for the heavily-discounted Wal-Mart flat screen TV. Turns out they did have more than one at the good price . . . Now, how would she get it home?