Mohawk
Chi Chi’s big sister told her that Mohawks are long on top, but short or shaved on the side; Chi Chi replied ” Just call me Fuzz Ball then, I’m not going under the clippers just to be a slave to fashion . . .
OOOPS!
On his first day orientation tour of the plant, Bobby Jim had noticed the No Smoking signs but thought just one couldn’t hurt . . .
A Little Flash
Chuy (pictured) noticed that most of the low riders, a lot of the motorcycle guys, and hot rodders all had added little strips of neon or LED lights to their vehicles; it was way cool at night. They seemed to like one-color themes, blue, green, etc. Using several colors & Super Glue, he created a multi-colored theme he thought looked pretty good.
Her Royal Fuzziness
Buttercup, after watching a BBC documentary on “the Royals,” decided she needed to enhance her title to be like them, so now she’s known as “Her Royal Fuzziness, the Princess Buttercup.”
Line Dancing
Ever popular in Tejas, Line Dancing was having a little bit of a tough time getting traction in L. A. or NYNY; go figure . . .
Government Plot
The Government said the crop duster was just spraying for mosquitoes, but Lenny (always alert for Government plots) was pretty sure that in the next election, the spray would make everyone vote Democratic, or for Oprah or Ellen, and sneak in laws to take away their guns and Harleys . . .