The White House Press Office and the Secret Service were livid; they had no idea how someone had gotten a camera into the President’s suite in his Hawaiian hotel room that the wags called the Hawaiian White House. Some stinking paparazzi must have bribed a maid, and now, photos of the president getting out of the shower had gone viral on YouTube. Some wondered if it was revenge by Angela Merkel of Germany for the NSA tapping her phone . . .
As the news got worse each day about the difficulties in signing up at the new Affordable Health Insurance Exchange, the Senate sent a group of experts to check things out. The first problem seemed to be the contractor’s choice of computer equipment. . .
Georgina had the blues– being a mushroom is tough. First, they keep you in the dark and feed you, well, you know, and then for her to get knocked over so that all the boy mushrooms can see what’s under her skirt, well, where did the indignities end? When you take a second ( that’s all you really have when you’re a mushroom) to think that your whole life is over in two days, it all seemed just a little much. And, “Good luck,” she thought, trying to find affordable health coverage on the Obamacare exchanges in time. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Leonard, inspired by the TV series ” Under the Dome,” thought that maybe with global warming and loss of his natural Arctic habitat that he could live in Texas if he used his own dome. It worked–sort of–but was a little more confining than he had anticipated, and deliveries of pizza were problematic. Sewer connections were also a concern. . . . . David, Sf.G.
The ad read “Quaint country cabin, lots of character, some repairs needed”. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Billy was growing more concerned by the day; his check for developing a wind power alternative energy system from the government hadn’t come. He was beginning to doubt that it would, and he was miffed. If Solindra could get $500 million in government-backed loans for s solar/electric system that didn’t work, why couldn’t he get a measly $5 million for his wind system? While not perfect, it did pump water as promised. Must be more of that sequestration nonsense . . . . . David, Sf.G.
