Mañana Doesn’t Mean Tomorrow
While visiting Belize, Vladimir learned that “mañana” doesn’t mean tomorrow as many think, it just means “not today” . . .
Discount Airfares
The online airfare had been cheap–maybe too cheap–and Donny wished he had paid more attention to the seating chart . . .
Early AlGoreRhythms
Even at a very young age, Al Gore (pictured (left) with Violin) was very ambitious; In addition to planning to be a ruler of the free world, invent the Internet, and save the planet, young Al had a strong musical talent. Above is a recently discovered photo of him showing his typical strong leadership by organizing an early version of his band, the AlGoreRhythms.
Hot Stuff
George couldn’t say he hadn’t been warned–he had–but the ghost pepper burger was the hottest thing he’d ever eaten. Being made of cast iron, clearly he had a cast iron stomach, throat, tongue, the works. He was beginning to think that rather than a burger, he had swallowed part of an erupting volcano . . .
Hindsight
Haroon had heard that hindsight was 20/20, but he thought it might be overrated in some cases. . .
No Pat Downs
Greg (pictured), though a high-mileage frequent flyer, was thinking about giving up flying; the invasive full body scan (who knew what long term danger that posed?) or the equally invasive pat down both seemed to be going way too far. He did wonder about the guy who told the TSA screener, “Don’t touch my junk;” Greg thought much more highly of his individual biological components than that