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Astronomers at the University of Texas thought they had discovered new asteroids in low earth orbit, but they turned out to be three point shots thrown from mid-court and beyond by James Hardin, of the Houston Rockets . . .
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Homer had thought that putting out his web in the cold (for the Texas Gulf Coast) winter while all the other spiders stayed at home would mean no competition, and he was right. Sadly, all of the bugs also stayed in--slim pickings . . .
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Carl, a Northern Parula, had missed a turn on the southward migration and ended up in Texas. He was upset and missing family, and the kids kept calling him "Carola Parula" instead of his real name. And he had always heard that Texans were hospitable, kind, and friendly . . .
Blending In
When Gina’s family moved and she had to go to a new school, she was concerned about making friends. Her mother told her, “Don’t make waves, just try to blend in . . .” Hard, when you’re orange . . .
Change in Diet
Wintering in Texas, thought Donny, was fraught with peril for the body beautiful crowd. You just couldn’t help looking a little rounder with all the BBQ, Tex-Mex, and fried food . . .
Uncertain Weather
Bubba, who wasn’t born in Texas (but got here as quick as he could) could usually predict tomorrow’s weather by looking at the sunset. Not always . . .