Artiste
Carmine had listed her occupation as “Artiste” rather than flower or even “State of Texas icon”. True, she didn’t actually paint or sculpt, but in the springtime she felt pretty artsy . . .
Get It Right!
Andy’s new girlfriend was wonderful–beautiful, funny, a great cook–but just couldn’t remember how to pronounce even important things. For instance, he was a Tanager, not a tangerine, and she got migraine headaches, not meringue headaches . . .
Skimming
Giselle and Chuck had both gone to work for Wal-Mart at the same time and quickly were promoted to cashier and head cashier. However, both soon came under suspicion of skimming from the cash flow. Their lawyer suggested that that a huge settlement could be had–just because they were skimmers genealogically didn’t mean they were skimmers financially . . .
Doesn’t Fit In
Peter (far right) has tried everything to fit in; he roots for the right team, wears the right clothes, drinks the right beer, but never seems to be a real part of the group . . .
A Little Bright
Fred (his friends called him Reddy Freddy) was tired of his friends, and especially their wives, inviting him over for dinner or beer and to watch a game with the real intent of trying to hook him up with one of the wives’ friends that hadn’t yet found a mate. He tried the “sneak out the back, Jack” routine but was a little too bright for that to go unnoticed . . .
Does This Make My Butt Look Fat?
Robert (right) knew he had to tread carefully when Sally (left), his new wife, asked him if being ready to lay eggs made her butt look fat . . .