Dead Reckoning
As they left Wichita, Bob told his wife he had no need of the GPS–he could get to Galveston just fine by dead reckoning . . .
Swamp People Fashion
Sally was miffed; her proposal for Swamp People panty hose to add a touch of elegance was rejected by Hanes and L’Eggs . . .
Stiff Neck
The yoga class had been fine until Chester was unable to unwind from one of the meditative poses . . .
Plenty of Hot Sauce
When asked which of the Democratic clients he would prefer, Bubba said either, just include lots of hot sauce and pickles . . .
Not a Golden Retriever
Joey had told them he was “not a golden retriever;” fetching balls for golfers that couldn’t miss the water and getting hit on the head while sunning just showed no respect . . .
Mosquito Control
For some reason, Dan was having a hard time selling the State patrolman on the concept that he was fogging for mosquitoes . . .