Wire Tapping
Bruce was surprised to be questioned by the FBI for possible wire tapping charges; he thought he was just scratching an itch as he ate. “The grass is always greener . . . “
Language Problems
Jimbo, just in from Maine, was having a real problem with the local language–Span-Tex-Lish. What’s the difference between Y’all and All Y’all, Amigo . . .?
“Check My Oil”
When Janie asked her dad to check her oil, she hadn’t realized just how difficult the procedure was . . .
Above His Pay Grade
Reluctantly, Calvin had to agree; fixing the the wiring for the new clothes dryer was above his pay grade . . .
A Little Gar-ish
Francisco was quite proud of his new “bling”. His girl friend thought it a little gar-ish . . .
Wrong Turn
Thom figured he made a wrong turn near Chetumal, Mexico and, with the cruise ship crowd, had ended up in Houston outside NRG Stadium on Super Bowl day with no ticket . . .