Personal Groomer
Lily Beth (White, standing on one leg) was billing herself as a “personal groomer” and promised a bug free environment. Herman, lying down, promised “All you can eat.”
New Weight Loss Program
After hearing about occasional flesh eating bacteria on the Texas Gulf Coast, Jimmy envisioned this as the ideal weight loss program, just teach them to only eat cellulite. What could possibly go wrong . . .?
July 4th Contest
New York and Nathan’s had their July 4th Hot Dog Eating contest, so not to be outdone, Texas had its Fresh Fish eating contest. Clyde was running into trouble with #38 . . .
Line Dancing
Ever popular in Texas, Line Dancing was having a little bit of a tough time getting traction in L. A. or NY NY; go figure . . .
End of the World
While visiting the Texas Gulf Coast for the first time, Hank fell asleep on the porch in the rocking chair and woke up with a start. Was that the end of the world or just one of those fancy Texas sunsets he’d heard so much about?
Bucket List
The boys agreed–being in the bucket was definitely not on their bucket lists . . .