All of Pete's trust fund frat buddies from college teased him about being a Texas country bumpkin, but he reminded them they all had to go be lawyers or politicians or work at the family business when they graduated, and all he had to do was collect royalty checks and go fishing and hunting, or maybe he'd take up NASCAR racing . . .
After seeing some old Superrman reruns on TV, Snuffy (The Wonder Dog) thought, "how hard can it be?" He soon decided flying lessons might be worth the trouble after all . . .
As Bubba Jim drove into his driveway and saw the pond, he wished that the talk radio shows could be even half as quiet while still getting their message accross.