Does That Taste Funny to You?
After eating a New York comedian who got too close to the bayou bank, one alligator asked the other, “Does that taste funny to you . . .?”
Pool Guy
Homer was just going to have to find a new pool guy–this was even gross for him, a real swamp creature . . .
Disappointed
Cindy (pictured) was more than a little disappointed; the television and glamour magazine ads had touted the new skin care and softening product as the newest and best at softening dry scaly skin. After several bottles and numerous applications of the “wonder product,” she was still left with really scaly skin . . .
Water Quality
The water just didn’t taste right–must be those hooligan kids of the tattooed biker guy peeing in the pool again . . .
Slip Slidin’ Away
When Ida told her boy friend, Simon, her father called him “slick, slippery,” he said he preferred “Smooth,” and started humming the old Paul Simon song, “Slip Slidin’ Away . . .”
Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
His friends thought competing in Nathan’s Annual Hot Dog (Called Tubular Tenderloins by mystery meat gourmets) Eating Contest was stupid; Harry could never win. But Harry had been working on a secret weapon . . .