In an attempt to be friendly to the visitors to the “Gators, Gators, Gators–Fun With Gators” roadside park, Allen had extended his hand trying trying to be welcoming and friendly, but he got no takers. He wondered if it was his having only three fingers and a thumb, his rough outdoorsy skin, or the need of a good mani-pedi . . .
When Louis complained to his brother-in-law that none of the neighbors would swim with him, the brother-in-law, a lawyer, suggested that he could probably win a Federal discrimination suit. “Could that be a double breasted sharkskin suit with a vest?” asked Louis . . .
Gabriel was always a little miffed about the whining and sniveling from Kermit, the Sesame Street frog, about how hard it was to be green. His best pick-up line was, “Hey, good lookin’! I’m the color of money! Interested in getting a Green Mountain brew at Starbucks?”
Chuck was a firm proponent of standing up for your rights, and for that matter, standing your ground, though he wasn’t concerned about having a concealed carry permit–where would he conceal something . . .?
To regain some lost market share, Dancing With The Stars decided to try Dancing With The Stars’ Pets. David drew Lady Gaga’s pet alligator, FiFi, and found that teaching her to pirouette on her tail was more difficult than he had thought, though the catfish treats seemed to be helping . . .
