They All Taste About the Same to Me
When the pollster asked Cletus whether he preferred the Democrats or the Republicans, he said, “Near as I recall, they all taste about the same . . .”
Lying Low
After being called on the carpet for misquoting Donald Trump’s former girlfriend, the NY Times reporters decided to lay low for the time being . . .
Sticky Fingers
Bennie, staffer for his election committee, made almost nothing, but he figured with those sticky fingers he could make it up once his candidate was in office . . .
Not a Golden Retriever
Joey had told them he was “not a golden retriever;” fetching balls for golfers that couldn’t miss the water and getting hit on the head while sunning just showed no respect . . .
Kicked Out
Eloise, while taking the sun in Florida, was mistaken for a protester at the nearby Trump rally. She hadn’t even known it WAS a Trump rally until the Secret Service ejected her . . .
Snake in the Grass
Gerard had always been mildly offended to be called a “Snake in the grass;” it somehow indicated sneakiness, and, besides, it needed more grass to work . . .