All You Can Eat
The new job with Homeland Security patrolling the Rio Grande to stop smugglers and illegals didn’t pay much but had a great “all you can eat” provision . . .
Class Action
Calvin was filing a class action defamation of character lawsuit against politicians. Politicians accusing each other of being snakes and speaking with a forked tongue was just too much . . .
Not Sign Language
Thibodeaux’s mother quickly explained that, no matter what his friend from school said, that wasn’t American Sign Language for “friend . . .”
Clean Underwear
After a nasty roll over and a trip to the hospital, Gene was embarrassed that he had ignored his mother’s advice: “Always wear clean underwear when you go out–what if you end up in the hospital . . .?”
Pundit Wannabe
Gwen (top) had read on the Fox News site that some guy had gone from being a food critic to a pundit. Why criticize food (she ate anything)? And how do you become a pundit?
