Jim and Lefty couldn’t believe it. Like many guys, they were secretly addicted to the afternoon soap opera “Days of Our Lives”, and now it was going to be cancelled. Lefty was on his way to Barnes and Noble to check for collections of past seasons on DVD; Jim was going to check Amazon and, as a last resort, maybe eBay for pirated copies from China or Bulgaria . . .
Being Blue, everyone expected Herbie to do B. B. King, John Lee Hooker, or maybe Marcia Ball–the blues–at Karaoke night, but no, he did “Don’t Worry, Be Happy . . .”
When David got his acceptance letter for Dancing With The Stars, it hadn’t mentioned that the stars were from the Swamp People TV show . . .
Donna saw the little red light on the “Self Flushing Toilet” that said “Not A Camera,” but with Snapchat and the rest, she had her doubts . . .
Cassandra had 4,276 friends on Facebook, 13, 212 people following her Twitter feed, was on Snapchat & Instagram–and Instagram alone took 6 hours of her day. She wondered, what did social butterflies do before electronic media?
The 3 Wiggly brothers–one delayed dealing with a lawsuit by a wolf–were pitching a pig reality show. It had action, was gritty, down and dirty. How could anyone not like that . . .?
