Kiki had just gone out to her mail box to check her mail but inadvertently had gotten surrounded and absorbed by a group of Ferguson protesters who were then arrested and subsequently taken off to a holding cell. Kiki, a little claustrophobic, was pretty sure the cell was not meant to hold that many folks–it was really close quarters.
Upon reflection, Linda Lou (in the brown car) decided she may have been a little overaggressive trying to be first in line for the heavily-discounted Wal-Mart flat screen TV. Turns out they did have more than one at the good price . . . Now, how would she get it home?
In Ferguson MO, the protest agitators had warned the citizens to observe the 5 second rule: Don’t eat anything that’s been dropped and stays on the ground for more than 5 seconds. Since much of the produce grew in or on the ground, and other veggies may have been on the ground while harvesting, the veggie stall owner escaped the wrath of the protesters . . . there wasn’t much of a building to burn anyway, and how do you get lettuce to burn?
For months on end, Bubba’s girlfriend had talked non-stop about the campaigns of endless politicians–and she had firm opinions on all of them. He thought with the election over, there might be a little peace and quiet, but no, now she moved into the tabloid world of actors and actresses, musicians, who knows who they all were. He just wanted some quiet . . .
Katerina wasn’t sure– in spite of the hair “artist” at the spendy Toni & Guy’s assuring her that it was all the rage in Hollywood, New York, London and Paris. She didn’t think the color suited her skin tones, and wondered, “How in the heck do I sleep with it . . .?”
Lyndsey was the first to admit, she was a bit of a bad girl–driving fast, sneaking a “roadie” beer, even going out with one of the “bad boys” from time to time. But when someone tweeted that she was the black sheep of her family, she thought the tweeter should have spent a little less time on social media and a little more time on basic biology . . .
