Jack (pictured) had been a vegetarian all his life; in fact, his entire family were vegan. But with the advent of streaming television on his iPhone and the ongoing Burger King and Pizza Hut ads, Jack was beginning to have an unending craving for a little animal protein. The Chili’s ad for Baby Back Ribs put him over the top–he was going to go for the all you can eat option. . .
Chuck didn’t know if it was too much sun or too much beer, but suddenly his world was on tilt . . .
Every spring during round-up, each cow is given a new red ear tag–cow bling. The lower the number, the higher the cow’s status. Sue was given number 14– not bad out of 310 . . .
Herby at first wasn’t sure what to make of his stunning colors as he grew to adulthood. He just hoped he wouldn’t be mistaken for a traffic light or Elton John . . .
While looking through some photographs of Bob Dylan and his little-known secret trip to India and Nek Chand’s Rock Garden, Joan Baez found what she believed was the inspiration for Bob’s famous 60’s song “Everybody Must Get Stoned” . . .
Justine’s son, an electronics and communications major at Texas A&M, told her if she wrapped her horns with aluminum foil, she could get Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, even Hannity. Sadly, he didn’t think she could get any Seinfeld or Jay Leno reruns . . .
