Freedom of Religion
Mrs. Wylie Coyote told her husband in no uncertain terms she didn’t care what religion he had joined, he didn’t get to have any extra wives, no matter what the Constitution said about freedom of religion . .
Pink is the New Green
Lola found out the hard way that blooming too early or too late was punishable with jail time in a number of countries, including hers. Always one to make lemonade out of lemons, she quickly, before incarceration, sold a reality cable show on the concept and a pilot of “Pink Is The New Green” . . .
Pink Concert
Wilma thought she must have read the twitter post wrong; it was supposed to be a “Pink” concert. While the venue was certainly pink, the only concert was from her iPod . . .
Line Dancing
Ever popular in Tejas, Line Dancing was having a little bit of a tough time getting traction in L. A. or NYNY; go figure . . .
Un-electable
Aloysius, a serious greenie, wanted to run for office on the Green Ticket. And though he didn’t use anything made of leather, ate only consenting vegetation, and didn’t own a car, he was still told, “Just not that many insects get elected . . .”
Cut Rate Cuts
The new Toni & Guy’s franchise for India was going with the minimalist approach until the concept was proven profitable . . .