Speaker Applicants
Already, the applicants for the job of Speaker Of The House were lining up to take John Boehner’s place . . .
Politically Incorrect
Jack couldn’t help but think that if the progression pictured was of politicians, it was backwards . . .
Freedom of Religion
Mrs. Wylie Coyote told her husband in no uncertain terms she didn’t care what religion he had joined, he didn’t get to have any extra wives, no matter what the Constitution said about freedom of religion . .
No Shortage
In spite of dire predictions a few years back about petroleum shortages, there didn’t seem to be any in the near future
Vlad the Impaler
The Donald made a quick weekend trip to check out a possible running mate, Vlad the Impaler, but he decided Vlad lacked a well-developed immigration policy and was not conservative enough in his military agenda . . .
Un-electable
Aloysius, a serious greenie, wanted to run for office on the Green Ticket. And though he didn’t use anything made of leather, ate only consenting vegetation, and didn’t own a car, he was still told, “Just not that many insects get elected . . .”