Former Snowflake
Herbert, until recently a snowflake, found melting a little was quite liberating; he was giving up political protest and going to the ocean and beach . . .
Assistant Secretary for Reptile Fitness
Jesse was hoping for a quick appointment as Assistant Secretary for Reptile Fitness. She was backed by PETA–good–but worried about her Louis Farrakhan and Al Sharpton backing . . .
Tougher Than Expected
Horace found that changing parties after the election and while the new guys were draining the swamp was tougher than he had expected . . .
Foresight
As Brian walked along the fog shrouded beach he couldn’t help but think “If politicians had just this much foresight . . .”
Gullible
It was a straight party line vote, a clear win for the new administration. The minority opposition party accused them of being “Gullible.”
No Entourage “Opera Babe”
Lily was quite disappointed in the new administration–there was no entourage “opera babe” position for her to musically announce visiting dignitaries and politicians . . .