Not a Korean Nuke
The County Sheriff’s office had been flooded with 911 calls concerned that the North Koreans had launched a nuke, but no, it was just just another Texas Gulf Coast sunset . . .
Diplomacy Change
Unlike his predecessor, the new president seemed to be favoring the hawkish method of diplomacy rather than the dove-like . . .
No Duck Care
Bruce read the entire 2700+page Affordable Care Act: there was nothing for duck health care. He’d seen nothing from the duck lobby in the new proposed bills either. Troubling . . .
Senate Investigation Target
When he was served with a subpoena to testify about his web of contacts, some of whom were possibly Russian, Hubert asked if he had to bring the whole web . . .
Stinking Paparazzi
In spite of getting hammered with “Fake News” on a daily basis, the president was determined not to lose dignity by referring to them as “The Stinking Paparazzi . . .”
Under Attack
Oscar, just confirmed as secretary of Reptile Affairs, was under attack, accused of sharing long-term hibernation technology and revealing cold-blooded warfare strategies . . .