A Bird Goes Into a Sushi Bar
A bird goes into a sushi bar, only to be told no red-necks, red commies, even Red Skelton look-a-likes can eat raw fish in that establishment . . .
Leaning Right
Many in the president’s audience looked to be neutral, but some were clearly leaning to the right . . .
Disenfranchised
Clarence felt disenfranchised–In his State of The Union address, the President didn’t mention anything about bovine rights reform, and the opposition did nothing to call him on it . . .
Kabourophobia
The Crab brothers were miffed; none of the invited guests showed up for drinks and dinner, all citing kabourophobia, what ever that was. Google said it was not a fear of politicians . . .
Tweeting
Kenny was uncertain why the President’s Tweets got so much attention–he and his family had been tweeting for years . . .
Of Two Minds
Jean was thinking of either going into politics or farming onions–he was of two minds . . .