Transformers
After seeing the Transformers movie, Darth Vader–Lord Vader–decided he had to be in the next iteration and was going to be a 1936 Cord Westchester Sedan . . .
Term of Endearment
Until the Princess Buttercup saw Star Wars with Chewbacca, she had always thought that “Fuzz Face” was a term of endearment . . .
“I Came to Take the Waters”
Trying to get into the part of Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) in a new version of Casablanca, aspiring actor Bob gets “I came to take the waters” OK. However, when told that Casablanca is in the desert and the next script line is “I must have been mistaken”, he just doesn’t come across as very sincere . . .
Goldfinger
When Lucy’s cousin asked if she wanted to see the all day marathon of James Bond movies, she jumped at the chance. Curious, her cousin asked which Bond film was her favorite–“Goldfinger!” she replied without hesitation . . .
Play Misty for Me
Yes, they were mistflowers (and darned proud of it), but they were tired of hearing their neighbors say “Play Misty for me,” recalling the old Clint Eastwood film, every time the wind blew their pollen a different direction . . .
Transformers
Huey had come to Los Angeles to try for a part in one of the Transformer movie series, or maybe a spin-off of one of the Godzilla flicks, and had counted on perhaps being a parking valet to pay the bills while waiting for his big break. For some reason, the rich guys and the cool chicks didn’t seem to want him driving their cars, even just to the parking lot. They kept muttering something about Betelgeuse on the seats and steering wheel . . .