Hummingbird Junk Food
Junie, health conscious but trying to outrun Hurricane Harvey, knew human sugar water was the McRib of hummingbird food, but sometimes time trumped health . . .
Over Watering
Henry just couldn’t seem to get the new lawn guy to understand that over watering was not only expensive, but made the yard a little hard to use . . .
Hurricane Harvey Rescue Shelter
When Conrad told his friends all he wanted at the emergency shelter was the promised hot shower and a dry cot, they told him, “Don’t be gullible, there’s no birds allowed . . .”
More Than Expected
Twyla Sue, known for being sharp and missing nothing, noticed that the rain from tropical storm Harvey had indeed been more than expected . . .
Insurance Scam
Al’s mortgage banker was insisting on flood insurance; after all, he was in a “flood plain.” Al was pretty sure it was just a bank scam to grab some cash . . .
FEMA Reject
Tim, down on his luck, saw the flooding in Texas and submitted a FEMA claim, but it was denied: Flathead County, Montana was not considered an “outlying county . . .”