Jack got the first installment of a government grant to build a bridge, but with a change in which party had control, the balance of the grant never came, leaving him with a bridge to nowhere. Trying to salvage something, he had offered the “bridge to nowhere” to both of the parties, thinking it could make good political fodder; so far, no takers, but the election was months away.
Zoe and Zelda, who had recently moved from Florida to Montana, hadn’t exactly felt a warm welcome at school. While the other students smiled (sort of) when they met, the twitter feed was brutal; the locals called them “plastic,” “fake,” and “artificial” just because their sense of style was Florida, not Montana.
When John pointed to the gold shape in the water and said, “Look, a Goldfish,” his 4 year old son replied “No Dad,, a cold fish . . .”
As it turned out, not everyone was happy with the Presidential Visit to Glacier Park
True, it was valuable waterfront, and yes, it had magnificent views, but there was a question about septic tank perc tests passing code . . .
David, a skilled fly fisherman and fly tier, had learned to “read the water”. His current reading told him a Belize reef Bonefish pattern probably wasn’t going to work today . . .
