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When the snake charmer at the entrance to the park--who also claimed to be a real estate agent--offered to sell Tommy and Ruthie the cool stone building, they were dubious about whether he really had a listing . . .
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Ranjit, whose day job was maintenance at the Capitol building in Washington, was asked if his hobby of handling cobras was dangerous. He said, "Not any more than being around politicians and lobbyists every day . . ."
Water Garden
Sadly, living in California had its downsides, like having to shut down the front yard water garden just so some farmers can irrigate their crops to feed Californians . . .
Feeling Safe
The girls didn’t understand, why should they join PETA, they were in India for goodness sake . . .?
Import Troubles
Gerrard really loved his Indian TATA cross country roadster, but his import broker thought there might be some problems at customs with the 50 caliber machine gun and the right-hand drive . . .
That Dog Won’t Hunt
When Gordy took his newly adopted rescue dog to PetSmart for a trim before rabbit season, the groomer was quick to offer an opinion: “That dog won’t hunt . . .”