Cool/Uncool
As a kid, Jo’s spiky legs were cool, but as an adult, she found it very hard to keep the spikes from snagging the web she just built . . .
Spider Bling
The black widows had the showy red hour glass, and the golden orb weavers were bright, but Gwen was confident she was the real head turner . . .
Carpal Thumbal Syndrome
Gabby’s doctor told her she had a new condition known as carpal thumbal syndrome–from too much texting. Soaking in cool water could ease the pain . . .
Freckles
Roy hated being called “Freckles;” he considered them beauty spots. His wife said it was better than “Feckless . . .”
Cold Shoulder
Tired of the creepy guy always haranguing her to look at strange YouTube videos, Zenvo decided to give the guy the cold shoulder–She wished he was more observant–it was getting cold out here . . .
Color Sense
Sheila’s friends said that her degree in fashion design from the University of Phoenix was useless, she had no color sense; who ever heard of green and hot pink together (except at a paint ball range)? Sheila thought them wrong; contrast isn’t always bad . . .