As part of the weekend spa package Jill had given herself after dumping her useless football-watching, beer-drinking boyfriend, she’d been told that the mud bath was good for exfoliating the dead skin and rejuvenating her dry, cracked, scaly skin, but she didn’t think it was working . . .
Gilda was told by the Macy’s “Cosmetics Color Consultant” that the orange/red lipstick color was the cutting edge color for this year; Gilda had her doubts . . .
After spending $150 at the big name salon, Gilroy was worried he might be mistaken for Donald Trump . . .
Isabella’s boyfriend Ferdinand says he loves her nose just the way it is–don’t get a nose job–she thinks he’s just cheap and doesn’t want to pay . . .
Sally was miffed; her proposal for Swamp People panty hose to add a touch of elegance was rejected by Hanes and L’Eggs . . .
Howard hadn’t minded his girlfriend’s demand to wait in line for the new Nike Jordan Airs or the price, but how was he supposed to wear them–he was a fish . . .
