Empty Nest Syndrome
After Hurricane Harvey, Lynnette’s windstorm and flood insurance denied her claim, said she just had “empty nest” syndrome. FEMA offered a blue tarp and a case of water . . .
New Band
While dining, Jose had a brainstorm for his new band’s name: The Purple Pollen Eaters . . .
Yellow Fever
Janis was trying to launch her new Band “Yellow Fever” doing Dixieland, Techno, & Born Again Rock. She already had one of the Bees from the Bee Gee’s on board . . .
Red Hat Ladies Flower Show
When the Red Hat ladies put on a flower show the theme was . . . .
Line Dancing
Ever popular in Texas, Line Dancing was having a little bit of a tough time getting traction in L. A. or NY NY; go figure . . .
Flawed Business Model
Serving truly fresh sashimi (still alive) had seemed like a good business model until the sashimi simply swam away en route to the diners’ table . . .